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Friday, April 07, 2006
something i found interesting
RULES OF CLUBBING:
1. Do NOT ask a bartender if they're willing to give you a free drink. They'll give u a jug of plain tap water instead.
2. Never ask a lady to buy her a drink. She'll keep asking for more instead. And make you penniless.
3. Do NOT dance like a monkey. Sure, you'll have your own space. But loneliness will accompany you instead.
4. Do NOT attempt the bartender's games. You'll lose for sure and end up drunk and penniless.
5. Lastly, DO drink and be merry. But do NOT puke in the club. You'll see two imagined gorillas dragging/carrying you outside and dump you in the garbage sector.
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